How to Fake Food Poisoning

You may have a number of reasons for wanting to fake food poisoning. You can use a fake bout of food poisoning to get out of a test or perhaps exit a bad date early on. Whatever the case, you need to know how to believably portray that you're suffering from food poisoning.

Instructions

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  Find out the symptoms of food poisoning beforehand. To make it believable, you need to know what type of symptoms that you should have. Although cases vary, food poisoning typically causes diarrhea, vomiting and abdominal pain.

• 2

  Start out by mentioning the food that you supposedly ate. Cases of food poisoning are often caused by meats that have not been cooked thoroughly. Talk about how you don't feel well and think you ate some undercooked chicken.

• 3

  Grab your stomach often. You want to show that you're having stomach pains when faking food poisoning. Throw in some moaning sounds for added effect.

• 4

  Run to the bathroom often. If you really want to make it believable, you must make audible gagging sounds while inside.

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  Keep the ruse believable. You can't milk food poisoning for too long because recovery usually occurs within a few days.