How to Hide Your Master Cleanse Diet From Your Friends

While many of us have strong support systems in our friends, it's a sad fact that others of us have friends that have bizarre senses of humor and see our Master Cleanser Diet as a source for "playful" jokes. Sometimes we'll have to dine with these friends. If that's the case, and you want to keep your Master Cleanser Diet a secret, these steps will keep you from being the object of the dinner table's conversation.

Things You'll Need

• Master Cleanser Diet knowledge

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Instructions

• 1

  Since drinking your Master Cleanser Diet drink, always go everywhere with your drink pre-made, in your car, in a cooler if possible.

  If you go to a party and you want to look like you're drinking with everyone else, find a cup you can't see through, find a reason to go back to your car, fill your cup you can't see through with your Master Cleanser Diet drink and go back and mingle.

• 2

  Arrive at parties and other similar functions where there will be food later than said event's start time. If your friend is throwing a get together and you know there's going to be tons of food, snacks and drinks, and the party starts at 5pm, make an excuse to show up a couple house later. This will allow everyone to have eaten by the time you show up. And by the time you show up, they'll all have a few drinks in them and hopefully they'll be so buzzed, you not eating will be the last of their concerns.

• 3

  If your friends ask you why you're not eating or try to pressure you into drinking (both forbidden when on the Master Cleanser Diet drink), tell they you're on antibiotics or that you have a stomach ache. Simple, but they'll believe it.