How to Pass a Drug Screen

Before I get started, the purpose of me writing this article is NOT to show you how to get past drug tests when you're taking illegal drugs! Yes, the techniques in this article MIGHT work for that, but then again they might not.

The purpose of me writing this article is to show you how to hide traces of CREATINE (the completely legal body building drug) in your urine sample. This may help you get on a sports team, if they believe you are not taking it. Regardless, the information in here does not advocated doing anything illegal!

If you choose to try and use this to pass a drug test when you have powerful ILLEGAL drugs in your body, it most likely won't work and I, nor eHow.com, will be held responsible in any way for your actions if you end up in jail for trying. I am specifically telling you not to use this information for anything more than hiding traces of Creatine (which is legal) in your urine sample. If you can't accept that, than stop reading now.

Instructions

• 1

  Internal dilution! Be careful, because if you drink too much water, you can get water intoxication. Very dangerous! The goal is to drink enough water to dilute whatever substance you have in you to the point that it is small enough that no trace can be picked up.

  However, if you go to the point where your urine looks completely colorless, this may give rise to suspicion and they may decide to test it much more deeper.

• 2

  Dilute the sample itself. To do this, just add a few drops of water and empty out some of your actual urine. You want your urine to be just about as clear as water, but not quite that clear as that may seem suspicious.

  However, you may want to bring some in a small container in your pocket, because most testing facilities do not have sinks in the bathroom as they know that people may attempt to do this.

• 3

  Stop taking creatine for a week before you are tested! The best way to hide you are taking creatine from a drug test is to stop taking it for a week before you are tested.

  This will give it time to exit your blood stream and not show up in your test. Again, it is not illegal to take creatine, but sports teams will be most likely to hire you on if you aren't taking it.